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This just in, rumor has it that Dick Cheney may apply for a record sixth draft deferrment. According to the rumor, when told that there was no draft and that he was too old, good ol Dick allegedly said "Sorry, just a habit I guess".

Kind of ironic that a leading hawk, and former sec. def would have not actually been in the military isn't it? In fact he received, if I remember correctly, five draft deferrments, yikes!

Note: This is satire, humor, not actual news.